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You must be the oppositions net, because I can't wait to be inside you.
Aren't you the girl/guy who is having sex with that really good looking guy/girl? (No.) Want to be?
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
I want you like my dog outside in the rain.
Wet and begging me to come inside...
You look familiar, have we had sex before?
Are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a bone for you to examine.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
I'd lay down a sacrifice for you.