Thats not candy cane in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
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Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
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Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
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Stand still so I can pick you up!
I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back..."Nice ass!"