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You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.
Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
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Mmmm, Girl you reminding me of Cheese...I want you on everything!
Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
I have some hard code I want to try your compiler on.
I call my dick Notorious, cause it's B.I.G.
If you were a reed, I'd be a clarinet - I can't function without you latched onto me.