Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
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Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
Burger King isn't the only thing that is king-sized.
I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
I heard you like bonfires, well I'll supply the wood.
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
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