Let me show you that I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
I think about you when I masturbate.
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
How many fingers are too many?
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you got that ass ma!
Hey, lets play farmer. You be the farmland, I'll plant the seed.