I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?
This may seem corny but you make me horny.
I hope you're a plumber, 'cause you got my pipe leaking.
You make all parts of me stand at attention.
Let's play hockey. I"ll be the net, and you can score.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?