You know, I would die happy if I see you naked just once!
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
If we were squirrels would you help me bust a nut?
I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
I'm busy but I've just moved you to the top of my "to do" list.
What do I have to do to be your booty call?
So I hear you like snakes...I have one. It's called a "trouser snake".
I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.
Can I ride your joystick?