Dirty pick up lines

If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, chemistry, nerdy
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
I was feeling a little bit off today until your Tinder photo turned me back on.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, cheesy
I hope you're a plumber, 'cause you got my pipe leaking.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Let's exchange fermions!
You make all parts of me stand at attention.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty, corny
Wanna see my "hat-trick?"
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny, dirty
Hey girl, lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, hockey
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
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