Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Are you into Casual Sex or should I dress up?
Black Friday sale. My house. You and me. All clothes will be 100% off.
You are so hot. Even my zipper is falling for you.
I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you.