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This may seem corny but you make me horny.
Damn girl I'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don't we?
How many positions can you get into?