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How many positions can you get into?
You have a trojan? Hmm...I think I'll need to take a look at that backdoor.
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.
What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
Hey baby, are you in construction management, because you sure do know how to erect a structure.
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
Are you a trampoline? Cause I wanna bounce on you.
Why don't you take a look at my briefs?