Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
Bubbles aren't the only thing I'm good at blowing.
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
You're so hot. I'd better smother you with my body before you burst into flame!
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
Black Friday sale. My house. You and me. All clothes will be 100% off.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.