Don't ever change. Just get naked.
Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
My ideal body weight is yours on mine.
Wanna see if we can drown out the siren?
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.
You're the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long.
You finger, I'll blow.