Don't ever change. Just get naked.
My ideal body weight is yours on mine.
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.
Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
You're the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long.
I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?