I'd tell you a story about my penis... But it's to long.
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
I'd like to think inside your box.
I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
Do you like lollipops? Cause I'll take you to my candy shop.
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force.
As long as i have a face, u always have a place to sit.