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Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?
Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me.
I'd like to be one of the unhealthy things you pust inside your body this weekend.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.
Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.