I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
Let's play titanic I'll play iceberg and you'll go down.
If I had garden I'd But your two lips and my two lips together.
Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
Are you a washing machine? Because I wanna fill you with my dirty load.
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.