So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between the two of us.
That shirt is becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
If you were a pole, I would dance all over you.
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!
Do you go to church often? Cause you're gonna be on your knees tonight.
If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?
Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.