Dirty pick up lines

(standing close and staring at his/her lips) Can you feel it? There is some kind of sexual attraction. Can you feel it, too?
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, dirty
I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, nerdy, weird
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, hockey
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.
Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
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Pick up line: chemistry, dirty, corny
Let's do it kitty style.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults. Batteries included.
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
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