Dirty pick up lines

What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute, dirty
Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in?
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, dirty, cheesy
Baby I want to let it snow all over your twin peaks.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute
If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, math
That's a nice smile. It'd look better if it was all you were wearing!
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy
I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cute, dirty
Baby I want to bang you as hard as I bang the keys of my piano when I play Beethoven's 5th symphony.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty, nerdy
Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute
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