Dirty pick up lines

So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, offensive
Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between the two of us.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty
That shirt is becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy
If you were a pole, I would dance all over you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!
Do you go to church often? Cause you're gonna be on your knees tonight.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty
If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy
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