Hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick.
Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.
The FBI wants to steal my p****. Can I hide it inside your thing?
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
ey baby, my body is lonely, if ours were together they would be inseperable!
Come and sit on my knee and I'll play Bad Santa.
These ears...aren't the only part of me that's big.
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, Here's (name). Comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?