(standing close and staring at his/her lips) Can you feel it? There is some kind of sexual attraction. Can you feel it, too?
Let's get you on the naughty list.
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
How about you come to my place and sit on my feet as I do sit-ups?
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
You are so hot. Even my zipper is falling for you.
I've got you on my "nice and naughty" list!