Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
Do you believe in one night stands?
I want to rosin your bow.
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something else.
Perhaps you and your friend would like to play a trio with me?
My servers never go down... but I do!
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Game of hide the sausage?
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?