If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
Let's make like Winnie The Pooh, and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
That dress would look great on my floor…
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Life is short. Let's f**k and see if there is anything after that.