Dirty pick up lines

If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
79.28 % 31 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Let's make like Winnie The Pooh, and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, dirty
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
That dress would look great on my floor…
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, nerdy, physics
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Life is short. Let's f**k and see if there is anything after that.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty
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