Do you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag.
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
I've got you on my "nice and naughty" list!
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean.
Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.