Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?
That's a nice smile. It'd look better if it was all you were wearing!
I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?
You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
Hey baby...you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.
Come sit between me and my drums, I could bang you all night.
Baby I want to bang you as hard as I bang the keys of my piano when I play Beethoven's 5th symphony.
Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want.