Dirty pick up lines

I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, math
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.
Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
78.68 % 30 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, math
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
78.68 % 30 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
Let's stop delaying the inevitable. You're hot, I'm hot. Let's just f*** now.
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
Do you want to play volleyball, I have two balls you can play with.
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