I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.
Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
Let's stop delaying the inevitable. You're hot, I'm hot. Let's just f*** now.
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
Do you want to play volleyball, I have two balls you can play with.