Dirty pick up lines

Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
Your homepage or mine?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, nerdy
Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: math, dirty
You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, dirty
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
Damn girl I'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Well, I am telepathic and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Damm, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, dirty
Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I wanna be inside your chamber of secrets.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, dirty
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