Dirty pick up lines

Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, dirty
Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
I can go 8 courses. And I'm not talking about food.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, corny
Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, weird
You have a trojan? Hmm...I think I'll need to take a look at that backdoor.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, nerdy
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, offensive
I've swallowed so much of your DNA that we now might be related.
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