Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?
Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
You're beautiful and has U in it, but "quickie" has U and I together.
Don't let this get to your head, but do you want some?
Game of hide the sausage?
You like to eat Mexican?. Because you're heating up my taco.
Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?
I'm a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live.