Dirty pick up lines

Will you guide my sleigh tonight?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Do you go to church often? Cause you're gonna be on your knees tonight.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird, creepy, dirty
It's time to begin. Is it in?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy
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