Dirty pick up lines

I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.
You're a moving electric charge, and I'm a moving magnetic charge... Wanna flux?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, nerdy, physics, science
We should play strip poker. You can strip and I'll poke you.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny, reverse
Why workout in the gym when you can workout in bed with me?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Your breasts must be made of sand…because I want to bury my head in them.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
78.68 % 30 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, math
You're the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long.
78.68 % 30 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, dirty
Do you want to play volleyball, I have two balls you can play with.
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