Dirty pick up lines

I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, nerdy
Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there.
I hope you're a plumber, 'cause you got my pipe leaking.
Your chin rest isn't the only thing that gives good hickeys.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
Hey baby, are you in construction management, because you sure do know how to erect a structure.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, dirty
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, dirty
I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, dirty
How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?
I wanna attenuate that taint, if you know what I mean.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
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