Will you guide my sleigh tonight?
You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
Do you go to church often? Cause you're gonna be on your knees tonight.
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
It's time to begin. Is it in?
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.