The ladies call me Hadouken, Because I am Down right Fierce.
You're pretty cute. But do you know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn't have to be.
How about changing positions? It'll be more comfortable.
Engineers do it with precision.
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
How's about you help me check my dynamic range?
Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it.
We should train together sometimes; it is good for our bone density. I don't just mean my skeleton.