If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?
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Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
Do you eat tacos? (Yes, why?) Because my Taco Bell is open.
Your cupcakes make my soufflés rise.
That outfit is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be cumming too.
I'd like to be one of the unhealthy things you pust inside your body this weekend.