I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back..."Nice ass!"
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Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
I'm lean and agile and go down every weekend.
It's a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around, I'll let you off with a warning.
You smell...We should go take a shower together.
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.