I'm currently taking applications for a little spoon position. 1-10, how would you rate your cuddling abilities?
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
Do you go to church often? Cause you're gonna be on your knees tonight.
It takes balls to play golf.
The only colossal titan is the one in my pants.
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between the two of us.
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.