Dirty pick up lines

He: "Have you got the time?" She:" If you got the energy."
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something else.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, math, dirty
Do you believe in one night stands?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, corny
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
How 'bout you call a friend, and we can experiment with triplets.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, dirty
I want to rosin your bow.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: music, cute, dirty
I'd tap that snare drum.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
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