Dirty pick up lines

I'm currently taking applications for a little spoon position. 1-10, how would you rate your cuddling abilities?
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, cute, dirty
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
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Pick up line: dirty, funny, cute, doctor
Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?
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Pick up line: hockey, corny, dirty
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
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Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
Do you go to church often? Cause you're gonna be on your knees tonight.
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Pick up line: dirty
It takes balls to play golf.
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Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
The only colossal titan is the one in my pants.
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Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between the two of us.
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Pick up line: dirty
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty, funny, weird
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