Dirty pick up lines

Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You realize, baby girl, everyone names their instruments. Want to name mine?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, dirty
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy
Did you go swimming earier or did I get you wet?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, dirty
Do you need a medic? Cause my dick is hard for you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
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