Water is not only thing i'll strip for.
You realize, baby girl, everyone names their instruments. Want to name mine?
Since we've been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
You're rapidly replacing porn as the reason I get on the internet.
How about we get into some Treble and go to Third Bass.
Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force.
You in the mood for some stroke play?
I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.