Dirty pick up lines

I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something else.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty
I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart.
I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, cheesy
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, nerdy, physics
I want you in my mouth.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Wanna play "kite"? I lay down, you blow and we'll see how high you can make me.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
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