Dirty pick up lines

Do you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I bet that flute isn't the only thing you know how to blow.
I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.
Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
Do you know what is the difference between conversation and sex? No? Don't you want to go to my home and talk about it?
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