Let's do some bedroom acrobatics.
It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean.
I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.
Let's play titanic I'll play iceberg and you'll go down.
This Santa has something special in the sack for you!
Breathing isn't the only thing that gets hard when I'm next to you.
You have no idea how many inconvenient boners you have caused.
Want to know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories per hour...
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?