Dirty pick up lines

Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty
Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Wanna tickle my tardis?
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Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, dirty
How about you and I go into that darkroom over there and see what develops.
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Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me.
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Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy
Girl, you give me a tromboner.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, music
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