Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
If I'm vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
I'm a businessman. I work in orifices, got any openings?
Are u a flight attendant? Coz u gonna be plane with this dick soon.
I heard your grades are bad.....I'm sure this D won't hurt.
I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.
I want to kiss your belly button, and move all the way down to your lips.
I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just f**k.