Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
You should see the things I do to you in my dreams...
I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
Was your father a baker due too the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.
Baby...wanna come for a ride?
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults. Batteries included.
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?