Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
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If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.