Dirty pick up lines

Trombones can do seven positions, and baby, my favourite's on the floor.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, dirty
Slow down girl, you're giving me a woodwind.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
How about we go back to my room so we can practice simple harmonic motion?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, dirty
I'm just asserting my right to relief which has been arising out of this action.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Fell free to use my face as a mechanical bull.
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can...Wanna play?
Hey girl, what's the drop rate on those pants?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, nerdy
How interested are u in sitting on my face?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
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