You're on my list of things to do tonight.
Did you know your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
I have the hands of god plus a few other body parts from the devil.
If I was in the army, I would blow you away.
Nice tits, mind if I feel them?
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
I only play in the short grass.
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.