Hey, lets play farmer. You be the farmland, I'll plant the seed.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
Ever heard of Metalica? Because you could ride my lightning.
Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
I know 7 positions, 8 if you count the floor.
I see you're playing Tetris, give me a call if you need a long piece.
Is that a mirror in your afternoon dress? Because I can see myself in it, much to the dismay of your noble family.
My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?
Are you cold? Let me be your electric blanket. Just plug me in and I'll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out.
I'll treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.