Dirty pick up lines

Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, offensive
You make all parts of me stand at attention.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty, corny
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, creepy, cute, dirty
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: math, dirty
You must be the oppositions net, because I can't wait to be inside you.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny, dirty
I'd tap that snare drum.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
Hey baby, I'll show you my opening statement but it's up to you to close.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Lets go into the practice room and work on our tonguing, fingering and lip slurs.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, cute, dirty
I wish I was your flute...then you could press my buttons and blow me all night long.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny, dirty
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