I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.
If I'm vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.
Your chin rest isn't the only thing that gives good hickeys.
How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?
I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don't we?
Are you a magician? Because your making my penis levitate.
How many positions can you get into?