Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
You make all parts of me stand at attention.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.
You must be the oppositions net, because I can't wait to be inside you.
Hey baby, I'll show you my opening statement but it's up to you to close.
Lets go into the practice room and work on our tonguing, fingering and lip slurs.
I wish I was your flute...then you could press my buttons and blow me all night long.