Dirty pick up lines

My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: dirty, science, corny
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, math
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, math, nerdy, weird
I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: weird, dirty
Sit on my face and I will eat my way to your heart.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, funny, reverse
If I'm vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, creepy, cute, dirty, nerdy
I'm a businessman. I work in orifices, got any openings?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty
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