Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me.
If you were a reed, I'd be a clarinet - I can't function without you latched onto me.
You've got a friend with benefits in me!
The ladies call me Hadouken, Because I am Down right Fierce.
I have some hard code I want to try your compiler on.
Engineers do it with precision.
You in the mood for some stroke play?
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Want to make some parallel motion back to my place?