If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
I only play in the short grass.
Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes.
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
You make all parts of me stand at attention.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.