Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.
You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?
Big spoon or small spoon?
If I'm vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.
Your chin rest isn't the only thing that gives good hickeys.
You have a trojan? Hmm...I think I'll need to take a look at that backdoor.