I won't shoot first in bed.
If I'm vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.
Your chin rest isn't the only thing that gives good hickeys.
This may seem corny but you make me horny.
I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don't we?
Don't ever change. Just get naked.
How many positions can you get into?
You have a trojan? Hmm...I think I'll need to take a look at that backdoor.