If you were a pole, I would dance all over you.
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.
I want to kiss your belly button, and move all the way down to your lips.
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something else.
I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
I want you in my mouth.
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight.