My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...
Sit on my face and I will eat my way to your heart.
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
If I'm vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
I'm a businessman. I work in orifices, got any openings?