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Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: science, cheesy, dirty, nerdy
I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, dirty
You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
Big spoon or small spoon?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty
If I'm vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, creepy, cute, dirty, nerdy
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
Your chin rest isn't the only thing that gives good hickeys.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
You have a trojan? Hmm...I think I'll need to take a look at that backdoor.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, nerdy
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