I was feeling a little bit off today until your Tinder photo turned me back on.
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
Hey baby, how about you let me probe your ports, and you can dereference my pointer?
What does coffee and pussy have in common?
Baby, can I go up a fifth on you?
I'll let you be like my Winamp window - Always on Top.
Nice thighs. They would look great with my head between them.
Nice legs! They'd look better on my shoulders.
Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?
Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me.