Dirty pick up lines

If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
I only play in the short grass.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, golf
Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, golf
Can I slip one past your goalie?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, hockey
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, offensive
You make all parts of me stand at attention.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty, corny
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, creepy, cute, dirty
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
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