I love my bed but I'd rather be in yours.
You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you.
I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Do you need a medic? Cause my dick is hard for you.
If you were a baker, I'd fill your buns with cream.
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between the two of us.
That shirt is becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
If you were a pole, I would dance all over you.