Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
Girl, you give me a tromboner.
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
I'm like a US Open hard and long!!
It takes balls to play golf.
The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!
I call my dick Notorious, cause it's B.I.G.
Save a drum, bang a drummer.
I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in cum.