What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.
I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?
I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
This winter was particularly hard on my having to imagine what your cleavage looks like.
I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.
Girl pick up your saddle because you can ride my pony all night long.
You'd mind if I fantasize about you?
You look familiar, have we had sex before?
Now that's a sled to take out on the town!