Dirty pick up lines

What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.
I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, nerdy, weird
This winter was particularly hard on my having to imagine what your cleavage looks like.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.
Girl pick up your saddle because you can ride my pony all night long.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, weird
You'd mind if I fantasize about you?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
You look familiar, have we had sex before?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Now that's a sled to take out on the town!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
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