Dirty pick up lines

Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty, funny
Girl, you give me a tromboner.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, music
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
I'm like a US Open hard and long!!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, cheesy
It takes balls to play golf.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I call my dick Notorious, cause it's B.I.G.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, music
Save a drum, bang a drummer.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, music
I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in cum.
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