I've got you on my "nice and naughty" list!
Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
My taco would like to meat you.
Are you into Casual Sex or should I dress up?
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.