Dirty pick up lines

I've got you on my "nice and naughty" list!
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Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, corny, dirty
Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, dirty
My taco would like to meat you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
Are you into Casual Sex or should I dress up?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
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