Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
Are you a titan? Because I wouln't mind you eating me.
I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?
I'm hot, can I take your pants off.
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
You finger, I'll blow.