Dirty pick up lines

I love my bed but I'd rather be in yours.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, clean, cute, cheesy
You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy
I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, cute, doctor
Do you need a medic? Cause my dick is hard for you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
If you were a baker, I'd fill your buns with cream.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, offensive
Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between the two of us.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty
That shirt is becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy
If you were a pole, I would dance all over you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty
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