Pick up line #1214

My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!

Similar pick up lines

See also best pick up lines rated by other visitors.

Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.
87.60 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, corny
Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, weird
I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Are you made of Flourine, Iodine and Neon! Cause You're F-I-Ne.
Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, nerdy, biology
So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp!
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, dirty
I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy
Do you like heavy metal? Cause I can teach you how to scream.
Why don't you take a look at my briefs?

Pick up lines for

Special pick up lines