Pick up line #1877
How interested are u in sitting on my face?
Similar pick up lines
See also best pick up lines rated by other visitors.
Girl, your motion for habeas corpus has been granted. Now bring that body over here.
Fell free to use my face as a mechanical bull.
I'd like to be one of the unhealthy things you pust inside your body this weekend.
Are u a flight attendant? Coz u gonna be plane with this dick soon.
Wanna play "kite"? I lay down, you blow and we'll see how high you can make me.
Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
Do you like heavy metal? Cause I can teach you how to scream.
You know, less teeth means more tongue!
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?