Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. We're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.