You make my software turn into hardware!
Your pants would look a lot better accelerating towards my floor at 9.8m.s^-1.
You know why Men are so much sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without "xy".
Baby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it's more than just our universal gravitation...
You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
You've got some nice aparatus.