I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
You be the battery, I'll be the aluminum foil and together we'll light up the world.
Date an astronomer, because they can promise you the sun, moon, and stars, and deliver!
What is the cross between the moon and the stars? You.
You know why Men are so much sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without "xy".
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
Hey baby, wanna form a zygote?
What say we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!