Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.
Hey girl. My love for you is like an action potential. It is all or nothing.
I'd switch to emacs for you.
Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
If you were a web browser, you'd be called a Fire-foxy lady.
I want to shoot my neutron into you so we can make lots of little molecules.
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.
You be the battery, I'll be the aluminum foil and together we'll light up the world.
Hey Girl, Do you love water? That means you love 80% of me!