Hey girl. My love for you is like an action potential. It is all or nothing.
I'd switch to emacs for you.
If you were a web browser, you'd be called a Fire-foxy lady.
I want to shoot my neutron into you so we can make lots of little molecules.
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.
You be the battery, I'll be the aluminum foil and together we'll light up the world.
Hey Girl, Do you love water? That means you love 80% of me!