I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
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If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together.
Hey baby if I supply the voltage and you a little resistance, imagine the current we can make together. (V=IR => (V/R)=I)
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don't believe me? Well, then, let's try it with your phone number.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.
If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it'not coming off!
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.