You totally spiked my traffic.
I'm not allowed to bet but If I could I'd bet on you.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
I can't taste my lips. Could you do it for me?
I'm like a musician going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.
What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin ME.
Let's make like Winnie The Pooh, and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!