If beauty was a sin, God would never forgive you.
I love you too much, but I don't know how to love you less.
I'll let you be like my Winamp window - Always on Top.
You're one of the few people I would trust to take good bio notes for me while I'm gone.
My personal trainer told me that I have to come over and talk to you for 3 minutes as part of my routine.
Do you know how I can get verified on Twitter? Asking for a friend...
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
Let's play a love game. I'll be Alejandro, you be Lady Gaga and I'll let you take a ride on my disco stick. Composers always score.
I heard that you have a good dentist. Mind if I try out his work?