Cheesy pick up lines

Do you mind if the parrot watches?
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
That's a nice smile. It'd look better if it was all you were wearing!
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy
Let's make like Winnie The Pooh, and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, dirty
When I'm eighty, I'll look back on three big things in my lifes: getting married, having kids and the first time i layed eyes on you.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
You look like my first wife. Her: "How many wives have you had?" You: None yet.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Is your name Angel? Because I'd die just to be with you.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, clean, corny
I lost my number can I borrow yours.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
Sometimes I can't see myself when I'm with you. I can only just see you.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, clean, cute
Guy: That's a nice watch. Girl: Thank you. Guy: Actually, that's a nice dress. Girl: Thank you. Guy: Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
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