Hey baby, are you a C Major Scale? Because you look all natural to me.
Do you want the long part or the short part?
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
If beauty was a sin, God would never forgive you.
I love you too much, but I don't know how to love you less.
I'll let you be like my Winamp window - Always on Top.
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Why workout in the gym when you can workout in bed with me?
Real Talk. Who would you want on your team during a zombie apocalypse?
What's your opinion on the theory of relativity?