Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
You're cuter than a French composition.
Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
You're so sweet, you're giving me cavities.
One night with me and you'll hit all the high notes.
I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you.
You must be the oppositions net, because I can't wait to be inside you.
Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby.
You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
Nice set of parabolas!