I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you'd be able to travel back in time, no problem.
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call your mother and thank her.
I used to be a Gambler, but then I realized that all I needed was the Queen of my Heart.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Baby you give my electrons a positive charge.
You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her: "I will stop loving you when all the roses die".