I'd switch to emacs for you.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
Baby! You're sweeter than fructose.
You totally spiked my traffic.
Hey, want to get blueberry pie and make out?
Hey boy, did you see the season finale of Suits? Well I know a nice file room where we can reenact it.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
What does it feel like to be the cutest girl in the room?
If you were an ebay auction, I'd totally 'buy it now'.
The fire might be out but you are still smoking hot.