Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorous? I'm a wooden stick. Looks like we're a match!
Do you mind if the parrot watches?
Sometimes I can't see myself when I'm with you. I can only just see you.
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
I lost my number can I borrow yours.
Hey Girl, Do you love water? That means you love 80% of me!
Whew! You're hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
Guy: That's a nice watch. Girl: Thank you. Guy: Actually, that's a nice dress. Girl: Thank
you. Guy: Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.