It sure is hot and stuffy in here. Would you like to take a cold shower?
I love to watch you listen to me talk about myself.
Don't walk into that building - the sprinklers might go off!
Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?
I'm a werewolf and you're the moon; When I see you I can't help ging crazy.
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
You are going to be the first and the last person I will think of every one of my days until the end.
Since we've been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
You are a walking art exhibit. I could study you for days.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.