You must be Windows Vista because you've got me feeling so unstable.
You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you.
I lost my number can I borrow yours.
If you're here, who's running heaven?
I love you, not because you are perfect, but because you are perfect to me.
Whew! You're hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.
Guy walking up and touching girl: Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion
Guy: That's a nice watch. Girl: Thank you. Guy: Actually, that's a nice dress. Girl: Thank
you. Guy: Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.
Do you mind if the parrot watches?
Sometimes I can't see myself when I'm with you. I can only just see you.