For you I can be a knight in shining armor.
I'd love to go on a date with you so I can explain how undateable I am.
I have a problem. I went grocery shopping and there's no way I can carry all of these bags inside by myself. Wanna do a stranger a solid? I can wait...
I see you're playing Tetris, give me a call if you need a long piece.
If your looking fo the right person in your life...here I am!
I ain't no hipster, but I can make your hips stir.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
I wanna be a superhero. I wanna be yourman.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you...
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.