When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Your words make you more kissable.
Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
How many positions can you get into?
You must play a horn, because yo make me so horny.
You are more than beautiful.
Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.
Some say there are seven wonders in the world. Some say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, there is only one...You!
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
The average person falls in love seven times before marriage. You're my lucky seven.