Cheesy pick up lines

Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, creepy, dirty
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, cute, funny
I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, weird
My house is definitely not a palace, but you are the princess of my heart.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny, dirty, cheesy
I was going to kill myself due to heavy course load at Harvard, but then I saw your pictures.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, nerdy, cheesy, funny
Sit back and relax...I fix broken hearts.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, clean
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn't have to be.
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