Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?
My house is definitely not a palace, but you are the princess of my heart.
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
I was going to kill myself due to heavy course load at Harvard, but then I saw your pictures.
Sit back and relax...I fix broken hearts.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn't have to be.