Cheesy pick up lines

Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, dirty
I'm like a musician going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.
We should defend pop-punk together...At a movie...And maybe a coffee shof after...
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, clean, cute
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I would be a competitor to the World Bank.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny, corny
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty, funny
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
Hi, my name is (name), how do you like me so far?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
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