Let's you and me get together and read Evidence Explained some time.
You had me at ruff.
Haven't I sniffed you someplace before?
I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose. Then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, because the rose isn't as beautiful as you.
Let's go from emailing to texting.
I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin ME.
Do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues...[REPLY:] How about i taste yours for a change?
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?