Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
I'm like a musician going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.
We should defend pop-punk together...At a movie...And maybe a coffee shof after...
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I would be a competitor to the World Bank.
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
Hi, my name is (name), how do you like me so far?
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.