You had me at "Hello World."
Baby if my heart were a *nix box, you'd have root access.
The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
Quick: The Notebook or Sleepless in Seattle?
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you...
Do you clean your pants with windex? Because I can practically see myself in them.
I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.
You're rapidly replacing porn as the reason I get on the internet.
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!