Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Someone should tell the Old Gods and the New Gods that heaven is missing an angel.
Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
Oh look, I just met the girl of my dreams.
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
Guy: Hey, are my hands cold? Girl: Why? (Guy reaching out and touching girl's cheek): Because your face is really hot!
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?
Although I have such an ugly phone, your number would add beauty to it!