Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me.
Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
I wonder what our children will look like.
How long 'till you think we both give up and make a "when we're 45…" pact with each other?
I'm trying to learn HTML... How To Meet Ladies, could I get your name?
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I can't move-on!
You almost killed me! I saw you and forgot how to breathe.
Yes, that's a iPhone in my pocket, but I'm also glad to see you.