I got a queen size bed and Im tired of sleeping alone...
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
Are you a tree? Because you are unbeleafable.
Do you work for NASA? Because you're outta this world!
Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life?
Hey girl, want to see my Red Hat?
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Oh look, I just met the girl of my dreams.
Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?