I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
I'm curious: what does an angel put on her resume?
Baby, is your name Oscar? Cause I want you so bad.
You came back to this dog park to see me, didn't you?
May I borrow your phone? (Why?) I want to call your mother and thank her for bringing you into this world.
Do you work for NASA? Because you're outta this world!
Can I take a photo? (Why?) Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked when she was younger.
You know you have the most amazing smile?
Just curious if we can count reapplying sunscreen as foreplay.
With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.