I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin ME.
Do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues...[REPLY:] How about i taste yours for a change?
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
Who says men don't ask for directions? Because I need help; I'm getting lost in your eyes.
Wanna see if we can drown out the siren?
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!