You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
I think Pythagorean Theorem won't work on you. You're so damn acute.
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.
Are you a crayon? Cause you bring color to my life.
Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.
I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
You almost killed me! I saw you and forgot how to breathe.
Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (No.) Are you taking applications?