May I borrow your phone? (Why?) I want to call your mother and thank her for bringing you into this world.
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
I have a Mac and an iPhone.
Where have you been all my life?
Does beauty run in your family?
I just called an ambulance because you made my heart skip a beat.
Do you work for NASA? Because you're outta this world!
You came back to this dog park to see me, didn't you?
If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.