There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
So your dad – was he a king or something? (Why?) Well, he must have been a king to make a princess like you.
Roses are red, violets are blue – there's nothing in this world prettier than you.
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
I hope you don't mind cheesy pick-up lines, because if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.
Ay girl, You must be exothermic, because I think you're hot.
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
How did your parents create you? I want to know how to make my children as beautiful as you are.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?