When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Your words make you more kissable.
Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
You are more than beautiful.
You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Some say there are seven wonders in the world. Some say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, there is only one...You!
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
The average person falls in love seven times before marriage. You're my lucky seven.
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
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