If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?
Since we've been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
Would you like to play my organ?
Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
Baby you be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
I'm like a US Open hard and long!!
The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
I'm like a musician going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.