I have all of these medals, but what I'd really like to win is your heart.
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
You're prettier than I am.
You had me at "Hello World."
(Point at your chest/heart) It's a port-key. Once you touch it, it'll take you somewhere you ain't never been before.
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.
I may not be a priest, but I can take you to the heavens, princess.
We should defend pop-punk together...At a movie...And maybe a coffee shof after...