That's a nice smile. It'd look better if it was all you were wearing!
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
My perfect date: I pick you up in my Hyundai Sonata. You get in, there are candles lit in the car. You say, isn't that dangerous? I say, yes, but I like danger. We go to your favorite restaurant and have a fantastic meal. We come outside to see my car is on fire. You go, Trevor, aren't you pissed; your car is on fire! I pull out a bag of marshmallows and say nah I knew this was going to happen. Then I kiss you in front of my burning car.
You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you.
I lost my number can I borrow yours.
I love you, not because you are perfect, but because you are perfect to me.
Whew! You're hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.
Guy walking up and touching girl: Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion
Guy: That's a nice watch. Girl: Thank you. Guy: Actually, that's a nice dress. Girl: Thank
you. Guy: Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.
Do you mind if the parrot watches?