Hi, I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?
I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
Girl if you think I'm good at memorizing sheet music, just think about what I can do with your body.
Let me show you that I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
Let's do something romantic cause I'm baroque!
You had me at "Hello World."