My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
You have no idea how many inconvenient boners you have caused.
So your dad – was he a king or something? (Why?) Well, he must have been a king to make a princess like you.
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
You're worth more than gold baby.
I hope you don't mind cheesy pick-up lines, because if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.
Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
I must be lost... because I see paradise.