There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
Your eyes match your blouse perfectly.
Although I have such an ugly phone, your number would add beauty to it!
Don't believe the rumours you've heard...the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
You have no idea how many inconvenient boners you have caused.
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
Just curious if we can count reapplying sunscreen as foreplay.
I'm single. Can you believe that?
(I'm in a relationship.) Let's talk about how we can get you out of that.
Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life?