If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
You are my first real love. The previous ones were just a test.
So you're into sexting?
Burger King isn't the only thing that is king-sized.
I like your shape, how'd you like to form a complex organic transition state?
Follow me on Instagram? (Jk I just wanted to stalk your selfies)
Is that the sun coming up or is that just you lightening up my world?
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?