Those clothes look uncomfortable...Need me to cut them off for you?
What is the cross between the moon and the stars? You.
(Guy holding out hand): Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Roses are red, violets are blue – there's nothing in this world prettier than you.
Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?