Cheesy pick up lines

Hello are you married? [Yes.] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
Are you a non volitaile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, nerdy, math
I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, nerdy, math
Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.
There was no color in the world until I met you.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second I keep on falling in love with you.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
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