For you I can be a knight in shining armor.
You make me want to be a better man.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?
You're prettier than I am.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
Do you like pussy? Because I've two cats back home.
What's one thing you wish that you owned but you don't?
I'm straight-edge but I got drunk looking at you.
The Specials? The only special thing here is you.
Please forgive me for not messaging you for ___hours. I was texting all my friends a photo of you and asking them how I should start a conversation with a complete smokeshow.