I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
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What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
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Burger King isn't the only thing that is king-sized.
I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.
What's the most embarrassing thing I'll find if I Google you?
Where do astronauts hang out?
I heard you like bonfires, well I'll supply the wood.
Haven't I sniffed you someplace before?